cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians.
- Me one day: carrots and hummus and summer bod here i come ok let's lose a body fat percentage
- Me another day: protein and protein and protein my deadlift's gonna be so monster i'm gonna look like the hulk watch out losers
- Me a different day: idgaf tbh ice cream and chicken and burgers and nuggets what a time to be alive treat yo self
- Me always: food
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today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.